Faux Pas

THINGS THAT BOTHER ME.

1. People that wear gym/running/tennis shoes with jeans/dress pants/skirts/etc. This type of footwear is meant for one thing and one thing only. Exercising. Never should they been worn past your morning jog or trip to the gym. Period.

2. When the term , “with every fiber of my being” or any other cliché phrase is used to express someone and their “passion” on a topic.

3. Any movie with the following actors:

• John Cusack
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• Tom Cruise
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• Keanu Reeves
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• Adam Sandler

4. The fact that feather extensions are now out and about. I know I’m not the first person in the world to have feathers and beads in

my hair, but it still bugs….especially because the feather extensions are UGGGGG, striped and come in weird colors. I HATE IT!

5. The term, “Can I axe you a keshtion?” or my other favorite….instead of saying “What?” or “Could you repeat what you just said?”Many of our customers say “Maaaamm, Maaaam?” I’m not a “Mam.”

6. There & Their are two (too, to) very different things and should be used accordingly.

7. Don’t get me wrong, I admire people who can do long distance running, however……when your main topic of conversation is based

on how many miles you did today….i suddenly don’t care anymore.

8. When people are shocked I haven’t seen any of these movies…

• Lord of the Rings (any of them)
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• Star Wars
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• Dumb and Dumber
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• Happy Gilmore
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• The Breakfast Club
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• Superbad
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• Knocked Up
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• The Matrix

***If you are confused why I haven’t seen any of these movies, please see actors listed above and there is probably a good

reason I haven’t seen the film. Also, I grew up with older sisters….what sisters loved Star Wars?!

9. I don’t like country music, with the exception of a few artists. I don’t mind Keith Urban, Rascal Flatts or the occasional Taylor Swift

song on the radio….however….I HATE a song that incorporates “My Big Green Tractor” or a “Honky-Tonk Badonka-Donk.”

10. Mushrooms are gross. It doesn’t matter how you sauté, bake or mince them….they are gross and taste like dirt. The underside of a mushroom creeps me out. It’s like little skin flaps filled with dirt. Its bad.

11. Overly obsessed fans of dear Jimmer Fredette. Jimmer is great at basketball, don’t get me wrong, and he totally deserves to win player of the year. BUT if I have to read the catch phrase “I just jimmered my test!” I might lose it. Since when did Jimmer become an adjective?

12. People talking on the phone in the work bathroom whilst going twosies. Classy.

I’m sure there are a million more….but these just needed to be expressed.